Interrogate Porygon-Z
patchworkpumpkin:

MALAKEEEEM *shot*

IT’S ME, MOTHERHUGGERS!!!

patchworkpumpkin:

MALAKEEEEM *shot*

IT’S ME, MOTHERHUGGERS!!!

Hey.

((this is an OOC rant, but it’s one I think needs to be addressed. A friend’s ask blog got harassed by an anon that got all butthurt and BAAAAWWW just because ‘ask-speciesofpokemon’ is taken and that just because the owner is innactive for any reason that they should give up the blog just so anon can use the name for themselves, and then resorted to petty name-calling and derogatory remarks.

Unless the owner actually wants to let go of their blog, don’t pester them. Seriously. Thankfully I’ve not received any hatemail myself, but there’s people that have, and they don’t deserve it.

Most of these Anons are probably 15-30+, so start acting your fucking age, and grow up. ‘ask porygon-z’ was taken, and rather than harass the owner of the blog who owns it *it’s an awesome blog btw!* you know what I did? Used an alternative. And in the long run, it helped me use my character’s personality better. Why the fuck do you NEED it to be specifically “ask-pokemonx”? There’s many alternatives, some people have used ‘pester’ or ‘question’, I chose interrogate. IT’S NOT HARD. You obviously know how to read, so pull up google and go to dictionary and look up alternatives to the word ‘ask’, it’s honestly not hard. Unless the Pokemon Company magically arrived on your doorstep and suddenly gave you the copyrights to a pokemon species, stop acting like you’re entitled to trying to force people to delete a blog just to suit your selfish needs.

Ask blogs are a double-sided game. They’re not just here for your entertainment, your questions are our entertainment, and we have fun thinking up responses for them. When you throw a childish little pissy-fit just because THE NAME OF THE BLOG HAPPENED TO BE TAKEN, you make yourself look like a total dumbass, and I immidiately judge you based on the fact that you threw a wobbler over something as trivial as a blog title. Look at yourself, honestly. You stop making the askblogs feel fun, and start making them feel like a frustrating, stressful chore. We are not here to cater to your selfish little whims, just because mummy and daddy gave in to your screaming fits when you were a kid doesn’t mean the rest of us will.

:/ Are you really that stupid? I like to think not, but god damn. You’re a member of one of the smartest species of the planet, that invented all kinds of machinery, travel through space, make medicines that cure people and other fantastic things and you single-handedly slap every intelligent rational-thinking person in the face by showing what a dumb-ass you are on the internet over an askblog.

And anonymous, no less! How brave you are, hiding behind an anon! OH WAIT, LOL. Of course not, because you know if you dared voice that unneeded shit out of it, you know that you’d get lynched for it. WHOOPS.))

((also sorry about this, but honestly, the person in question did NOT deserve that, and neither does anyone else who’s been harrassed to give up a blog for stupid, selfish reasons.))

tanglechuu:

I am so behind. :< 
Porygon Z is the best normal type I think because they are all probably doing crack.

How did you know!? )8<

tanglechuu:

I am so behind. :< 

Porygon Z is the best normal type I think because they are all probably doing crack.

How did you know!? )8<

Well, I&#8217;m not surprised I&#8217;m number one, with a hot bod like this!!
Ladies know a super star when they see one, what can I say?!
((here, have one last narcisstic post of his XD now I must truly apologize for scaring you all with this whilst I take my brief hiatus.))

Well, I’m not surprised I’m number one, with a hot bod like this!!

Ladies know a super star when they see one, what can I say?!

((here, have one last narcisstic post of his XD now I must truly apologize for scaring you all with this whilst I take my brief hiatus.))

pause/hiatus

((due to things going on in my life right now there will be a delay in answering your questions/providing art for this blog. I’ll try to get back to you guys after christmas, but right now, I can’t focus on this blog. I’ll hopefully see you all later. Take care, and until then, Malakim the Porygon-Z will be updating his virus definitions =D ))

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RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

(Woah, you draw with a mouse? Your art is so good! How long does it usually take to draw a picture, and what program do you use? I'm a mouse drawer myself and I'm wondering if I could get some pointers.)
Anonymous

(for serious art, it can take 4 hours minimum, for this ask blog… it depends on the question asked. Half the time it’s just silly little doodles/edits, but one ask sent in is going to take me a little more time to answer because it’ll be a multi-pic thing XD. I use paint tool sai. I’d recommend on the lineart layer, if you have sai, using the curve tool to trace over/around your sketch layer to get nice smooth lines, kind of like the bezier in ms paint… there should be some tutorials on places like deviantart that can help more)

Mega-byte me *glares* ~Scrapz

you like digital dildos. don't you porygon?
Anonymous

Yes, when they are rammed forcefully down Anon’s tight throat!

((keep it clean, guys :P))